Chancellor Palpatine

Thu, 02 Jun 2005 03:11:01 GMT

I got this from the industrious young Skywalker:

Why am I on your friends list?

Online quizzes are... interesting

Mon, 30 May 2005 04:43:30 GMT

Sat, 21 May 2005 20:02:09 GMT

To the public:

I am indeed alive and well.

To the one who put up the fake obit:

I know who you are. You will not see me coming.

Sat, 21 May 2005 02:13:24 GMT

From here on out, American Idol's final two contestants shall engage in a fight to the death for the win.

Winner ~~shall be shot out of a cannon into the sun~~ get their just reward.

Thu, 19 May 2005 23:21:53 GMT

You are all my bitches.

That is all. Carry on.

Thu, 12 May 2005 03:22:32 GMT

~~Tell me I'm not the only one who wants to drop kick Yoda across the Senate floor~~. Sometimes dealing in politics can be a bit... tiresome. It is unfortunate that things aren't simpler.

~~And who knew certain Jedi could be bribed with cookies? This may be easier than expected!~~

Wed, 04 May 2005 03:32:01 GMT

Well. I think I've gotten that little misunderstanding straightened out.

Note to self: Stay away from Vatican City after Padme's parties. ~~Ban all hats larger than body.~~

humor me...

Sun, 24 Apr 2005 04:18:38 GMT

1. Where are you?
2. How did you find my journal?
3. If we've met, how/where did we meet? (online counts)
4. Which do you know me better as (name wise) RL, online nick names?
5. Do you read my stories or just listen to me babble?
6. Describe me in 1-3 words.
7. What was your first impression of me?
8. What is your current impression of me?
9. How would you warn a stranger about me?
10. What reminds you of me?
11. What do we have in common?
12. If you could give me anything, what would it be?
13. If you could ask me for anything, what would it be?
14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal?

Sun, 17 Apr 2005 22:48:11 GMT

I think I need a new marketing team.

http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/recruitment

Thu, 14 Apr 2005 02:52:52 GMT

Who is this... Sawyer?

Tue, 12 Apr 2005 01:08:10 GMT

Kill me. Now. ~~I was NOT being serious, Lord Tyrannus. So shut up and sit down~~.

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 16:50:23 GMT

Wastin' away again in Margaritaville,
Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt.
Some people claim that there's a woman to blame,
But I know it's nobody's fault.

Sun, 10 Apr 2005 02:58:03 GMT

And now the end is near
And so I face the final curtain
My friend, I'll say it clear
I'll state my case of which I'm certain
I've lived a life that's full
I've travelled each and every highway
and more, much more than this
I DID IT MY WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

I'm touched.

Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:53:41 GMT

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Sat, 09 Apr 2005 02:35:11 GMT

How does one make these... icons? I simply used one from a news scan, but I note the rest of you have some rather detailed ones.

Fri, 08 Apr 2005 03:50:04 GMT

It appears there is some sort of "shindig" on Saturday. However, the invitation doesn't specify if one is required to bring anything. Should I bring anything?

I could use this party. After the ~~planned assassination~~ unfortunate demise of my ~~snivellingly stupid and disrespectful~~ valued personal assistant, I am feeling ~~elated beyond all comprehesion~~ rather sad and could use ~~an alcohol fueled weekend long party of debauchery and boozing~~ some cheering up.

Wed, 06 Apr 2005 02:01:56 GMT

I can't seem to find a decent cannon on this Ebay. Who would have thought finding a weapon on mass destruction would be so difficult?

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 02:43:19 GMT

This new... assitant of mine...

Really, experience is not all it's cracked up to be. I've discovered that you can have a little too much experience and a little too close in skill and ambition with your subordinates. A sign of this is when certain unnamed individuals take your parking space for the third time in a row. I may have to open up the field to applications.

I don't think I'm overreacting. Overeacting would be to send a battlion of clone troopers to smite him. I do have to set an example ~~until the time comes where I can MAKE examples~~.

Tue, 05 Apr 2005 00:24:26 GMT

How does this blasted thing wor... nevermind.