urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob Chancellor Palpatine Chancellor Palpatine 2005-06-02T03:11:01Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:4959 2005-06-02T03:11:01Z 2005-06-02T03:11:01Z I got this from the industrious young Skywalker:<br /><br />Why am I on your friends list? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:4738 2005-05-30T04:43:30Z 2005-05-30T04:43:30Z <a href="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi" target="_blank"><img src="http://www.gaijindesign.com/lawriemalen/jedi/sithlord.jpg" width="285" height="123" border="0"><br>:: how jedi are you? ::</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:4474 2005-05-21T20:02:09Z 2005-05-21T20:02:09Z To the public:<br /><br />I am indeed alive and well.<br /><br />To the one who put up the fake obit:<br /><br />I know who you are. You will not see me coming. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:4119 2005-05-21T02:13:24Z 2005-05-21T02:13:24Z From here on out, American Idol's final two contestants shall engage in a fight to the death for the win.<br /><br />Winner <s>shall be shot out of a cannon into the sun</s> get their just reward. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:4078 2005-05-19T23:21:53Z 2005-05-19T23:21:53Z You are all my bitches.<br /><br />That is all. Carry on. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:3722 2005-05-12T03:22:32Z 2005-05-12T03:22:32Z <s>Tell me I'm not the only one who wants to drop kick Yoda across the Senate floor</s>. Sometimes dealing in politics can be a bit... tiresome. It is unfortunate that things aren't simpler.<br /><br /><s>And who knew certain Jedi could be bribed with cookies? This may be easier than expected!</s> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:3368 2005-05-04T03:32:01Z 2005-05-04T03:32:01Z Well. I think I've gotten that little misunderstanding straightened out.<br /><br />Note to self: Stay away from Vatican City after Padme's parties. <s>Ban all hats larger than body.<s></s></s> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:3107 2005-04-24T04:18:38Z 2005-04-24T04:18:38Z 1. Where are you?<br />2. How did you find my journal?<br />3. If we've met, how/where did we meet? (online counts)<br />4. Which do you know me better as (name wise) RL, online nick names?<br />5. Do you read my stories or just listen to me babble?<br />6. Describe me in 1-3 words.<br />7. What was your first impression of me?<br />8. What is your current impression of me?<br />9. How would you warn a stranger about me?<br />10. What reminds you of me?<br />11. What do we have in common?<br />12. If you could give me anything, what would it be?<br />13. If you could ask me for anything, what would it be?<br />14. Are you going to put this on your LiveJournal? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:2910 2005-04-17T22:48:11Z 2005-04-17T22:48:11Z I think I need a new marketing team.<br /><br /><a href="http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/recruitment">http://www.atomfilms.com/af/content/recruitment</a> urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:2723 2005-04-14T02:52:52Z 2005-04-14T02:52:52Z Who is this... Sawyer? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:2380 2005-04-12T01:08:10Z 2005-04-12T01:08:10Z "Bad Moon Rising" by Rasputina Kill me. Now. <s>I was NOT being serious, Lord Tyrannus. So shut up and sit down</s>. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:2107 2005-04-10T16:50:23Z 2005-04-10T16:50:23Z Wastin' away again in Margaritaville, <br />Searchin' for my long lost shaker of salt. <br />Some people claim that there's a woman to blame, <br />But I know it's nobody's fault. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:1975 2005-04-10T02:58:03Z 2005-04-10T02:58:03Z And now the end is near<br />And so I face the final curtain<br />My friend, I'll say it clear<br />I'll state my case of which I'm certain<br />I've lived a life that's full<br />I've travelled each and every highway<br />and more, much more than this<br />I DID IT MY WWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:1790 2005-04-09T02:53:41Z 2005-04-09T02:53:41Z Thanks a Lot - Third Eye Blind <center><img src="http://www.korahmatah.com/pcb.JPG"><br><a href="http://www.livejournal.com/userinfo.bml?user=living_force">Bob is Love</a></center>&lt;/center&gt; urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:1508 2005-04-09T02:35:11Z 2005-04-09T02:35:11Z Tie the Rope - The Format How does one make these... icons? I simply used one from a news scan, but I note the rest of you have some rather detailed ones. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:1033 2005-04-08T03:50:04Z 2005-04-08T03:50:49Z It appears there is some sort of "shindig" on Saturday. However, the invitation doesn't specify if one is required to bring anything. Should I bring anything?<br /><br />I could use this party. After the <s>planned assassination</s> unfortunate demise of my <s>snivellingly stupid and disrespectful </s> valued personal assistant, I am feeling <s>elated beyond all comprehesion</s> rather sad and could use <s>an alcohol fueled weekend long party of debauchery and boozing</s> some cheering up. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:956 2005-04-06T02:01:56Z 2005-04-06T02:01:56Z I can't seem to find a decent cannon on this Ebay. Who would have thought finding a weapon on mass destruction would be so difficult? urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:550 2005-04-05T02:43:19Z 2005-04-05T02:43:19Z Lost on VHS This new... assitant of mine...<br /><br />Really, experience is not all it's cracked up to be. I've discovered that you can have a little too much experience and a little too close in skill and ambition with your subordinates. A sign of this is when certain unnamed individuals take your parking space for the third time in a row. I may have to open up the field to applications.<br /><br />I don't think I'm overreacting. Overeacting would be to send a battlion of clone troopers to smite him. I do have to set an example <s>until the time comes where I can MAKE examples</s>. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:chancellor_bob:330 2005-04-05T00:24:26Z 2005-04-05T00:24:26Z How does this blasted thing wor... nevermind.